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accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
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There are lipstick stains on my capri sun
which lana del rey song is this from
- Me: It's soooo hot out.
- Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
- Me: What the fuck did you just say
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frida kahlo was a disabled politically active woman of color who deliberately fucked with gender roles and don’t you ever forget it
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The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
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money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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Y’all talk about going on adventures and just cruisin in a car but like…. ……..that’s gas money
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Top 5 sex positions
- free shipping
- direct deposit
- "sort by price: low to high"
- track your order
- 50% off
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I think about you everyday………………………. SIKE! I THINK ABOUT MYSELF 24/7 I LOVE MYSELF
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nah man life doesn’t get better when you educate yourself about feminism. life gets considerably harder. bc all of a sudden you pick up on all of these problematic things people you care about say and you start noticing every little way women are degraded and held down in society and you become hyperaware of how you speak and what you say and it’s really, really difficult and tiresome.
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You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.