ben-walker:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over

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badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

(Source: femalesbelike)

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nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

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Anonymous said: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

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http://drunktrophywife.tumblr.com/post/97315362653/phylacterystashbox-friendly-reminders-about

phylacterystashbox:

Friendly reminders about Autism

  • The increase in the rate of autism diagnoses is most likely due to better understanding of the spectrum and more correct diagnoses rather than more autistic kids being born.
  • If there is an increased rate of autistic kids being born it’s…
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It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

(Source: veryraresecrete)

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arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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cosbyykidd:

thuglifeandhackysacks:

queeniman:

Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..

White person: Sell me the house.

Realtor: …are you sure?

White person: I’ll pay triple.

Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing

White person: Do you prefer cash or check?

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123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

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rebelliousmom:

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

real talk

(Source: manhatinglesbian)

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khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

(Source: kanesus)

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emojing:

my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who is nice to me

(Source: sadgrl666)

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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(Source: kiliklunge)

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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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