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do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
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i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
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guys: fight each other all the time
girls: support each other and share hand cream
Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.
Anonymous asked: You are awesome because you seem like you would be a lot of fun to spend time.
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Anonymous asked: If I met you, I would give you a high five because you are awesome.
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Me llego mucho esta frase :c
Ahora entiendo por qué Dori era así xd
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