don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that assBut make sure you have consent to smack dat ass
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
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“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
Anonymous said: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?
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Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special
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Friendly reminders about Autism
- The increase in the rate of autism diagnoses is most likely due to better understanding of the spectrum and more correct diagnoses rather than more autistic kids being born.
- If there is an increased rate of autistic kids being born it’s…
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curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going
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Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..
White person: Sell me the house.
Realtor: …are you sure?
White person: I’ll pay triple.
Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing
White person: Do you prefer cash or check?
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what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
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date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
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my new years resolution is to not fall in love with every boy who is nice to me
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